1-10-2012 Los Angeles California
In a move sure to stun the Dogtown Division, crowd favorite Whiskey Kick has acquired all-star free agent Adam Gard.
In what has been described as the easiest negotiations since Japan surrendered at the end of WWII, team GM Kevin Meister signed Adam to at least a one season deal that brings the sure-footed and accurate arm of Adam Gard to WK.
"It was pretty simple. He asked if I was playing and I said maybe. Once I decided to play I told him to sign up."
The move brings the hard playing, and scuffed knees of Damon Tedesco along with him. Tedesco who averages about .180 and goes by the nickname Charger is extremely excited to be joining the Whiskey squad.
"It gets me out of the house and back onto the field. Sure my first calling will always be music, but my first love has always been women."
As the season approaches and Meister prepares to the turn the reins over to someone, anyone, else; he feels secure in Whiskey being able to end the season stronger than last season.
"Well as long as no one kidnaps our captains we'll be okay."
